Thursday, November 6, 2008

Hello, My Name Is.... Wait, I Know This One.

Hello Brand New World!

I have been, as of 10pm central time November 4th, more than half-retarded and unable to author a single sentence. The world is changed, my friends, and now we must put aside our differences and help those left behind. For example, I am working for a cause. We must put aside our political differences and help our fellow man, specifically these poor people I am about to tell you about.

America, we must rehabilitate and domesticate our left-behind Obamamaniacs. Please watch this educational video.


Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

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